by Maria Merloni | Oct 20, 2025 | Miscellaneous
I was thinking back the other day to when I was, I would guess, in first grade. I was always good at coloring, and I was proud of that. But there was this one kid who was better at it than I. I was not happy. His name was John. The teacher used to put up his colored...
by Maria Merloni | Oct 20, 2025 | Miscellaneous
You may have noticed that when I sent out my last newsletter, which was a political one, the topic was closely related to my purpose here in my business. As I said, some of my favorite people are being targeted with our government’s latest political...
by Maria Merloni | Oct 20, 2025 | Miscellaneous
I’m here in Hawaii for the winter, as some of you already know. We keep going to a particular National Park that one usually has to pay or show a card to get into. There’s no one at the booth, and the gate is wide open, because so many federal employees...
by Maria Merloni | Oct 20, 2025 | Miscellaneous
I just co-hosted a workshop on self lingam massage. And I’m currently making a video series on yoni massage, both self yoni massage and yoni massage with a partner. The other day, I was doing some work on the video series (don’t worry, lingam-owning...
by Maria Merloni | Oct 20, 2025 | Miscellaneous
I have a friend who is recently divorced who told me she had a “one morning stand.” I asked her, “ummm, what’s a one morning stand?” She explained that a one morning stand is a one-time hookup that happens in the morning rather than at...
by Maria Merloni | Oct 20, 2025 | Miscellaneous
After a minor meltdown the other day, I was talking to my husband and described him as more “slow and steady” with his emotions, and myself as being more up and down. I am not talking about Bipolar Disorder here. It is more of a general way that I have...
