How to Give a Good Blow Job

Apparently I am feeling very sexual lately; I’ve noticed that something like my last ten blogs are about vulvas, pleasuring of vulvas, blow jobs, and hand jobs.  Oh, well, I guess I’m on a roll.  Let’s talk blow jobs to the point of being an artist- an artist of blow jobs.  (Really, we ought to change the name.   Calling it a “job” gives it a bad rap.)  Below are my personal tips for giving an amazing blow job (for lack of a better term- now taking suggestions of what else to call it).

1.  Always start with a clean penis.  This can be accomplished however you both desire- through shower, bath, or “sponge bath” of his cock, administered by you.  If he tastes good, you will enjoy it more.  And  your enjoyment is the key to giving a good blow job.

2.  Let go of all preconceived notions of what a blow job consists of.  There’s a term “beginner’s mind” that is sometimes used in martial arts.  Allow yourself to have a beginner’s mind in relation to giving a blow job.  Get present, be in the moment, surprise yourself with what you do next, and next, and…

3.  You really don’t have to do the whole deep throat thing to give him oral pleasure.  And, if you want to, here’s my advice for that.  Breathe through your nose.  It discourages gagging and (Goddess forbid) vomiting.  And, if you tend to have a sensitive gag reflex, try positioning his penis slightly off center of the roof of your mouth, so you aren’t going to graze him with your teeth but neither is his penis going to touch your uvula (that little thing dangling down in the back of your throat).

4.  Do give his balls some attention.  Most men love that sh*t and don’t get enough of it.  Cup his balls while your mouth is on him.  Periodically, take your mouth off his cock and gently lick and suck his balls.  If you can take them both in your mouth at once, do that; testicles generally don’t like to be separated.

5.  Once he is really hard and you are sufficiently turned on to have a lot of saliva flowing (that’s what happens when you are loving the hell out of it), grasp the base of his cock firmly and slide your mouth down to where it meets your hand.  Then, when you slide your mouth back up his penis, slide your hand up just below it, while doing a slow turn of the wrist.  When your lips let go of the tip of his cock, take your still-closed hand and do a slight turn of the wrist in the opposite direction while your hand slides over the head of his cock and then all the way back down the length of him.  Repeat.  Get it?  It’s kind of like your mouth and your hand chasing each other up and down his cock.  You can get in a really good groove with it, and it feels amazing.

6.  You can gently to moderately suck the head of his cock, or the whole deal, while it’s in your mouth.  Do not try to make your mouth simulate a high-powered vacuum cleaner.  Guys say they want a woman with a mouth like a Hoover, but what that really means is they want a woman who enthusiastically gives them a lot of blow jobs.

7.  Try mt signature move:  Sliding the tip of his cock to the side of your mouth and all the way out onto your cheek.  Then, lazily slide it back toward the side of your mouth, and at the last second let it “pop” back in.

8.  Allow the blow job to last a while.  The goal is not to get him off as quickly as possible.  The longer his orgasm takes to build up, the better it feels when he finally comes.  If he seems to be getting too close too fast, back off a bit, suck his balls or whatever for a minute or two, and then return your attention back to his cock.  Then, it will feel novel and amazing to him all over again.  Repeat as needed.

9.  When you finally “allow” him to get off (don’t torture him), do whatever you want with his come.  If there’s come in your mouth, swallow it or spit it out.  Swallowing is not the be-all-and-end-all of a good blow job.  He mostly cares that you just gave him an amazing experience, not what you do with his sperm cells once they’re out of his body.

I could go on and on.  (This is one of my favorite topics, can  you tell?)  Remember that you already know how to be an artist of blow jobs.  Simply allow yourself to remember.  Relax.  Enjoy.  Make up your own techniques.  Nobody can do it just like you!