So, You Want More Blow Jobs?

That’s right guys, I’m talking to you (or, technically, anyone who has a penis).  What man doesn’t want more blow jobs?  I understand, it’s not just that you want more blow jobs; in general what men want is more enthusiasm from their partners.  So, below are a few things you can do to increase the chances of getting both.

1.  Ask for what you want.  And that doesn’t mean:  “Hon, give me a blow job.”  Nope, turn off.  If you ask for what you want by saying something like:  “It would really turn me on if you…”, you’re more likely to actually get what you want.   Most of the time, your partner really does want  to turn you on.  (And if she doesn’t, then you have bigger problems than just not getting enough blow jobs!)

2.  Shave that sh*t.  Most women do not enjoy getting hair in their mouths.  Especially pubic hair.  Because it sticks to that little thing hanging down in the back of our throats and makes us feel like puking.  Shave your pubic hair, including your balls, if you like to have your balls sucked on.

3.  Beware of “sweaty ball syndrome”.  This is a term I coined back a few years ago when I used to do a radio show called The Booty Doctors with my best friend Johanna Lyman.  When a man has been exerting himself physically, through sports or some other activity, including putting in a day at work, trust me, his balls are not smelling good!  DO shower before any sexual activity.  And if you are a man who happens to be uncircumcised, DO take special care to make sure you have thoroughly cleaned your penis by pulling the foreskin back and washing with soap.

4.  Never, ever, assume that your partner is okay with you pushing  her head down or especially  pushing/pulling her head up and down using her ears as handles.  In general, most women find that degrading and feel really pissed off when a guy does that.

5.  Be aware that some women have negative associations with giving blow jobs.  They have not experienced the joys of giving oral pleasure to a man.  If you suspect or know that your partner falls in that category, talk about it with her and see if there is any way you can be of service to her so that she can be of service to you.

6.  Do not assume she loves it when you jam your penis down her throat by thrusting your hips.  This may also piss her off, and/or gag her.  Some women have a very well-controlled gag reflex when they are the ones doing the “jamming”.

7.  And, last but not least, communication!  As with all sexual matters, communication is key.  Maybe your partner would prefer that you not shave, maybe she has been dying for you to push her head down or jam your cock down her throat.  Maybe she loves your sweaty balls (but probably not!).  Ask her what turns her on about giving you a blow job.  Tell her what you like, specifically, so she can know she’s really giving you a lot of pleasure.  Tell her why you love it when she gives you blow jobs; tell her what you love about it.  Tell her how you feel when she’s giving you a blow job.

Okay, I hope this has been informative.  I’d love to hear from women and men with their comments.  And, I gotta go right now ’cause this topic is turning me on waaay too much!  😉